lana del rey is one of my many 'wives'. shes actually quite an interesting person to research.
her real name is not lana del rey, which one could find out quite simply because, lana del rey? lets be realistic here, nobody names their child lana del rey. del rey inst really a last name, del and rey would be together realistically. lanas real name is in fact one that makes her sound like a sophisticated, but bratty english kid from the 70's. Elizabeth Woolridge Grant, her mother and fathers name are Rob and Pat as far as I know. If i hadn't known this information i would think the names of these people were of a rich English family, of course the popular stereotype. a bratty little blond child with a nose that resembles one of a pigs, and she demands to get every single thing she wants at the moment that she wants it. the mother, pat, would be a skinny blond American woman who only cares about riches (rob is much older than pat of course). rob would be a kind, caring, successful self-made British man (but of course pat couldn't care less about that), who's not in touch with his family anymore, and of course he doesn't know why. in case you didn't catch on, the bitch pat, repulsed robs family from even wanting anything to do with him. of course this is not how the grant family actually is, mostly because Elizabeth grew up in New York. as far as i know Elizabeth doesn't have any family problems that have been publicized whatsoever. she also looks younger than she actually is, if you're asking for my opinion on it.
her real name is not lana del rey, which one could find out quite simply because, lana del rey? lets be realistic here, nobody names their child lana del rey. del rey inst really a last name, del and rey would be together realistically. lanas real name is in fact one that makes her sound like a sophisticated, but bratty english kid from the 70's. Elizabeth Woolridge Grant, her mother and fathers name are Rob and Pat as far as I know. If i hadn't known this information i would think the names of these people were of a rich English family, of course the popular stereotype. a bratty little blond child with a nose that resembles one of a pigs, and she demands to get every single thing she wants at the moment that she wants it. the mother, pat, would be a skinny blond American woman who only cares about riches (rob is much older than pat of course). rob would be a kind, caring, successful self-made British man (but of course pat couldn't care less about that), who's not in touch with his family anymore, and of course he doesn't know why. in case you didn't catch on, the bitch pat, repulsed robs family from even wanting anything to do with him. of course this is not how the grant family actually is, mostly because Elizabeth grew up in New York. as far as i know Elizabeth doesn't have any family problems that have been publicized whatsoever. she also looks younger than she actually is, if you're asking for my opinion on it.
