Saturday, March 9, 2013

You're a Rich Hobo

see now some people in my school don't have the slightest clue on how to dress, like seriously? they all watch makeup/ style channels on youtube like this. But then they dress like rich homeless people. I know, i know it sounds impossible to dress like a rich homeless person, but they manage. looking like a little skinny white girl band wagoner is really hard work, you know? in case you live somewhere where people actually know how to dress, im gonna show you what these horrible dressers look like on a daily basis.


oh, the horror. how do you not know how to dress?! yoga pants, uggs, flip flops, hollister/ambercrombie t-shirts and victorias secret hoodies. that's literally all these hoes wear! don't get me wrong, there are a few people in my school who actually know how to dress, A FEW! Also, wearing these outfits doesn't mean you don't know how to dress - i wear them on my lazy days, when i really dont have the time to be dressing all pretty! on the other hand, if you wear this crap everyday i just don't know what this world is gonna do with you. what a stereotypical white girl, and these girls are the ones who are supposed to be popular! but i guess mean girls set the expectations for you that you didnt have to dress nicely to be popular!

so yeah, am i also the only one who noticed that in mean girls they dress like. well, i dont even know how to explain what they dressed like! also, regina george ; could you have picked someone with a more demented shaped face to do this? 

"i have a theory that if you shave all her hair off, she'll look like a british man"
well , get going regina george we wanna see if katie was right!


or you could just get britney spears to do it i heard she's good in that department.